Total Medals Earned: 213 (From 44 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,630 Points
Medals Earned: 3/20 (30/495 points)
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/475 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (60/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 15/18 (350/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 4/4 (140/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (55/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 9/16 (140/360 points)
code 100.000 lines
sell 100.000 games
code 1000 lines alone
make 25 games
code 1.000.000 lines
code 10.000 lines alone
code 10.000.000 lines
code 100.000 lines alone
code 1.000.000 lines alone
make 100 games
sell 1.000.000 games
make 250 games
sell 10.000.000 games
make 1000 games
sell 100.000.000 games
code 100.000.000
Medals Earned: 27/30 (410/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Reach over 1 trillion views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Buy over 500 items from the store
Buy over 700 items from the store
Medals Earned: 3/9 (150/435 points)
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill 5 Gnome Miners